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Post  gtpswift 09/12/11, 08:29 pm

ducks fly better when they are made out of chicken

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Post  expatkiwi 09/12/11, 09:01 pm

And cows would live longer if they weren't made of steaks and leather coats
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Post  gtpswift 09/12/11, 09:35 pm

im guessing the kids are out drinking

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Post  hobo 09/12/11, 10:39 pm

Keeping company with j.d wetherspoon good old mobile internet so I can see what you old timers are on about Laughing
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Post  gtpswift 09/12/11, 10:43 pm

sitting here after 4 hours in hospital dosed up to eyeballs on some legal opiate...hmmmm muscle relaxants. Oh I think im druling over the keyboard.
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Post  expatkiwi 09/12/11, 10:50 pm

I have just had some baileys flavoured ice cream sauce. Very nice but this old timer is now drunk and off to bed
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Post  hobo 10/12/11, 05:32 am

haha what you done gtp?
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Post  gtpswift 10/12/11, 10:09 am

sorry had passed out. those drugs are ace! except they take about 45 minutes to work last for an hour and I can only take 8 a day maximum.
Old neck injury has flared up, feels like a baseball bat not only has hit me across the back of the head but it has then be shoved through my eye socket and down my spine. then to top it all off a f.....g badger has decided to gnaw on the bat!
Other than that its no biggie.

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Post  hobo 10/12/11, 01:53 pm

shit thats not good can i have some for my hangover why do i do it to myself Sad i was running around in chalk mines a 4am what a dickhead Sad
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Post  gtpswift 10/12/11, 02:55 pm

sounds fun, I remember caving in rural australia had been submerged fro 45 minutes in an old copper mine, when we cam across a partial cave in, being just mear boys (21,22 or23) we squeezed through on our bellies with our back scraping the roof and continued on for another 20 minutes or so till we came to a 100 foot tall vertical shaft to the surface, but no other way to go so we climbed it, bearing in mind there is 10 or so of us and in jeans and t shirts so no preparation. Upon exiting the shaft we were confronted with circa 100 meters of thistles in every direction. so back down the hole to find our way back.
at the entry adit we were then confronted by a game dog, bloodied chest after collecting his masters kill, he started barking and making a right royal noise such that mr Hunter with large shotgun over his shoulder appeared between us and safety...ever seen Wolf Creek, well this was years before that but the stories of similar events flooded through our minds as we almost panicked.
I don't know how we survived that day but what a hoot. Oh my head hurts.

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Post  hobo 10/12/11, 05:32 pm

hahaha brilliant
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Post  stevieh6 10/12/11, 06:35 pm

where abouts are the chalk mines dude? GTP you should try some 'natural' medication. Theres been alot of studies showing the benefits of it.
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Post  hobo 10/12/11, 06:38 pm

in the woods opposite the holiday inn heading into the city there nuts
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